Hauling Like A Brooligan

Stephen Gallagher

Rosemary & Thyme, Redacted

When Nick Elliot stepped down as Controller of ITV Drama in 2005, Director of Television Simon Shaps and new Drama Controller Laura Mackie announced the cancellation of a number of the channel’s successful shows in a kind of ‘image makeover’ favouring youth and ‘edginess’. Foyle’s War was one of the casualties, and Rosemary and Thyme was another – problematical for me because I had a two-show deal for a season that now wasn’t going to happen, and no other work on the horizon.

When the new strategy went horribly wrong, Shaps was shown the door and Mackie announced the recommissioning of Foyle’s War.

Rosemary and Thyme didn’t fare so well, but by then I was OK because I’d landed another gig. This one would have been an interesting job, though.

A problem for the show was that the British summer is too short for the number of shooting weeks that were required for a season – somewhat crucial where garden locations are involved.

So each season would budget for two episodes to be shot back-to-back in an overseas location with a better climate, and those are the episodes I was hired for. We set our sights on Portugal and went out there – producer Brian Eastman, production manager Christabel Albery, and me. These are the locations we scouted. Our driver/contact/factotum was a makeup artist who told us stories of Klaus Kinski temper explosions and an ‘international’ European star’s rupturing facelifts – no joke when you’re having to disguise his weeping wounds for the screen, I imagine.

Anyway, we based ourselves in Sintra and raced around every big public, private and palace garden in the area, and in the course of the trip nailed down two scenarios. One centred on the fabulous Monserrate villa and gardens built by notorious libertine and author of Vathek William Beckford, and involved the hunt for Beckford’s treasure which turned out to be… nah, I’ll hold onto that one just in case. The other was essentially a Hope and Crosby Road movie which started with the two main characters being kicked out of a small-town jail after a night in the cells and then bickering and hustling their way across country with no money or luggage.

Got home, broke the stories, and – pouf. Shaps killed the show.

Laura Mackie is the daughter of writer Philip Mackie, whose series The Caesars predated the BBC’s I Claudius while covering much of the same ground. The series survives in a 16mm telerecording that doesn’t do it justice.

Pam Ferris and Felicity Kendall in The Memory of Water
The Monseratte estate of William Beckford